Lord knows how or why I came across this, but I sure did, dammit. On some ridiculous Yahoo OMG! stupid website, I found part of a comment about a dress Scarlett Johanssen (or however you spell it) was wearing--the outfit was part of a "what were they thinking" celebrity photo fashion-miss set. I love this; it sounds like it could have been issued from the divine hand of Leonard Cohen...
I am drunk and slightly approve
who cares if your hair is a mess
but you are still
one of the most beautiful women in the world.
I couldn't, sure as hell, wear that dress