Sunday, December 23, 2007

Hosanna! Vinegar Tom wins best imp contest!

This just in: Vinegar Tom, the chimeraesque familiar, has again prevailed in the best imp contest. No words or speech yet from Tom, but there are unconfirmed reports that he has been taken to the hospital complaining of chest pains. In a telephone interview, Holt, who was once thought to be an imp, but was later identified as a brown squirrel with mange, claims that Tom is a "...sad old drama queen," and a "pathetic troll determined to milk every last drop of fame and attention possible before he dies soon in a pool of his own Tanquereyed-vomit."

ah, what the hell, nobody's reading this anyway, it's Christmas Eve day!


Graylien said...

I love Vinegar Tom! Although my favourite is Newes, because he's so damn cute.

richelle said...

Newes is defeinitely the sweetest of the imps, and sadly, the most overlooked perhaps.